Quant story - 18 ka pahaada 😊

 💐💐💐 Quant story .....😊 

" 18 ka pahada " 😢😢😢 pahad h ksm se 🙄🙄🙄.

( In our frd group) 

Sid - are sb so rhe ho kya ?🤔

Anjali -pta nhi yr koi bat hi nhi kr rha aajkal 😏😏😏😏

Nikhil - sb padai me lge h 🤓🤓🤓

Sid - achaa tm kya pd rhe the🙄🙄🙄

Nikhil - avarage ki DI kr rha hu😎😎

Anjali - mere to SI ke question shi se solve nhi ho rhe😣😣😣😣

Shubham - mere profit and loss ke que complete ho gye 😃😃😃

Astha - mujhe 18 ka table yad nhi ho rha 

All - 😲😲😲😳😳😳😵😵😵😵😵😵🤒🤒🤕🤕🤕🤕🤕.....

Astha - koi bta do kaise yad kru 😭😭😭😭😭

Nikhil - achaa phle ek question solve krke batao tb batunga 18 ka table kaise yd krna h 😝😝😝

Astha - 😖😖😖😖😖mujhse nhi hote question 😔😔😔

Shubham - achaa chl theek h mai yad krata hu 18 ka table tujhe 😇😇😇😇

Astha - 😄😄😄🤗🤗🤗😍😍😍😍😘😘😘 mera bhai sbse best 

Sid - tujhe 18 ka table aata h shubham 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😆😆😆

Shubham - ha ata h ranjan se puch le use mene hi sikhaya h 😅😅😅😅

Ranjan - mera nam rajiv h , astha ne ranjan bhaiya bol bol ke sbki aadat bigad di h 😏😏😏😏

Astha - mera 18 ka table 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

Shubham - ha chal, ab bta 18 twos are 36 kyu hota h 🤔🤔🤔

Astha - kyuki 18 +18 =36 hota h 😎😎😄😄

Shubham - glt 😊

Astha - 😢

Shubham - 18 jb school me second class me pdta tha aur tmhari trh bachha tha tb uske test me hmesha 18 marks aate the poore 20 nhi aate the , 2 marks km rh jate the hmesha , isiliye 18 ka 2 se jhagda ho gya aur unki dushmani bhi ho gai aur is tarah unme 36 ka aakda ho gya isiliye "18 twos are 36" hota h pyari bahana 😊😊

Astha - ale waahhhh 😃😃😃😃 ab samjh gai 

All - 😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲 shubham ..........

Shubham -🤓🤓😎😎

Astha - fir 18 threes are 54 kyu hota h bhaiya 🤔🤔

Shubham - kyuki jb 18 ek sal bda hua to 3rd class me aaya aur vha use do ldko 5 aur 4 ne teen teen bar mara isliye 18 ki 54 se 3rd class me ladai ho gai aur "18 threes are 54 " ho gya 😎😎

Astha - pr 18 ki pitai kyuki 5 aur 4 ne 🙄🙄

Shubham - kyuki vo apne class ki ek pony tail wali ladki 72 ko psnd krta tha💓 aur 5 bhi use psnd krta tha isliye usne 72 k bhai 4 k sath milkr 18 ko koot diya .💔

Astha - ohh tb to bechare 18 ka kutai hone k bad dil toot gya hoga💔💔💔😔😔

Shubham - nhi re , bad me jb 18 bda hua aur 4th class me aaya to usne 4 ko ek dairy milk dekr apns pale me mila liya aur uski sister 72 se dosti kr li , tb se "18 fours are 72" ho gya 😅😅😅.

Astha - ale wah bhaiya fir to dono hmesha sath rhe honge 😊😊😊

Shubham - nhi, 72 ki ponytail ka jadu jyada dino tk nhi chla , 5th class me aane k bad 18 k pas padai ka bojh bhi bd gya tha isliye usne 4 ko chhodke 5 se dosti kr li kyuki vo pdne me hoshiyar tha aur apne maths k moti tond wale sir 90 ka bhakt bhi tha. 18 aur 5 ne 90 sir ke pas jake khoob padai ki tb se " 18 fives are 90" ho gya.😎😎😄😄

Astha - are bap re ye 18 to bda chalu h bhaiya 😲😲😲😲😲

Shubham - hhhhh, ha siso, tumhe pta b jb 18 apni 6th class me aaya to use lga ki usne 5th pass karke na jang jeet li h, aur vo 5, 4, 72, sbko ignore. Krne lga aur 90 sir se bhi badtamiji krne lga but 90 sir ko uska attitude psnd nhi aaya isliye use 108 bar stick se mar pdi poori sal me. Isliye tb se " 18 sixes are 108" ho gye 🤓🤓😃😃

Sid - kya sikha h bechari ko aise krte hai 18 ka pahada yad 😏😏😏😏

Shubham - are mai to use suna rha hu 18 ki aatm katha , tu help kr na gussa kya ho rhi h 😍😍😍

Sid - achaa ji, to fir theek h, sun aastha ..., Jb 18 ek sal bda hua aur 7th class me aaya na tb use ek tedi puch wale bndar jaisa dost mila 126, jo uska best frd bn gya aur use 90 sir ki mar se bcha liya.tb se " 18 sevens are 126 " ho gya 😍😍😍😍

Astha -😄😄😄😄

Shubham - wah kya bat h tujhe bhi mila tha kya koi tedi pooch wala bndr apni 7th class me 😅🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝

Sid - han ji, bilkul tmse jyada achaa dikhta tha 😆😝😂😂😂😜😜😝😝

Shubham - 😞😞😞

Astha - fir 18 k sath aage kya hua di 🙃

Shubham - darasal jo 126 frd bna tha 18 ka vo aasteen ka sap nikla 😒 logo ko lgta tha ki vo achha dikhta h lekin vo man ka bahut bura tha 👺, usne 18 k sare purane kaname pta krke sbko bta diye. 4 ko pta chl gya ki uske sath 18 ne dhokha kiya tha isliye usne apne dosto k sath milkr 18 ko fir se koota aur bechara 18 k 4 se pitne k bad 144 haddi toot gain tb se " 18 eights are 144 " ho gya 🤕

Sid - ye to bahut bura hua 😩

Astha - 18 ne phle sbko ullu bnaya tha isliye vo pita , 72 jaisi ponytail wali ladkiyo k chakkr me sb ldke koote jate h 😝😜🤓🤓.

Shubham - ha lekin fir bhi sudharte nhi h 😝😝 9th class me new admission huye the tb class me 72 se bhi jyada sundar 162 aai vo bhi ponytail bnati thi, 18 ka dil uspe aa gya, usne 162 ko propose bhi kr diya aur "18 nines are 162" ho gye 😍😍😍😍💓💓💓💓

Sid - ohh fir to uski ex 72 ko bahut bura lga hoga 😒

Shubham - ha isiliye 72 ne 162 ko apne bhai 4 k sath set krva diya aur 18 ko is bat ka pta tb chla jb 10th class ki farewell party me 162 uske sath gai, tb vo vha akela tha na 72 uske sath thi na hi 162 bechara 18 bad me akela zero rh gya aur 18 tens are 180 ho gye 🙃🙃🙃 

Astha - wow bhaiya, 18 ki life story pe to ek movie banani chahiye 😝😝😝

Sid - movie kyu, poem banao writer sahiba 😄😄😄

Shubham - ha ye bat sid ne shi boli 😅😅

Astha - theek lekin aap log bhi meri help krna 😊😊😊

All - okay 😇👻👻👻

Astha - 

18 tha bechara , kismat ka mara .

2 se hua dushmani aur 36 ka aakda... 😠

Teesre me aaaya to 54 se mar khaya 

Lekin 4 ko dost bna k 72 ko pataya 😍😍

             

Sid - fir chal chali usne 5 ko dost bnaya 

        90 sir se pdke usne 5th pass kraya😃

Shubham - 

6th me aake bechara 108 dande khaya, 

7th me usne 126 jaisa kameena dost paya 🤣🤣

Anjali -

            Aathvi me ladki k bhai se144 haddi tudvaya

Fir bhi na sudhra , 9th me 162 ko pataya 😀😀😀

Ranjan - 

      Pr aakhiri me usne apni glti se sabak paya 

Akhand single ka vrat rkhke vo 180 kahlaya 😂😂😁😁😄😄😄.

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Credit - Aastha 😍

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